Shakespearean Insults

• Thou detestable maw, thou womb of death
• Thy head is as full of quarrels as an egg is full of meat
• No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip, she is spherical, like a globe, I could find out contries in her
• Thou lump of foul deformity
• Thou unfit for any place but hell
• He heareth not, he stirreth not, he moveth not, the ape is dead
• You kiss by the book